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Created on 2005-10-10 04:54:03 (#8504418), last updated 2005-10-13

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Name:	Harry J. Potter
Birthdate:	07-31
Location:	Hogwarts, United Kingdom

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i just like to nip down to the pub once in a while...

Hello, I made one of these things after I got a hold of a computer. Personally, I find the whole idea of having a journal that everyone in the world can look at just slightly mad, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Anyways, my name is Harry Potter, and some crazy woman wrote a bunch of books about me. I'd like to say they're all bunk, but somehow, she managed to find out everything about me. Ever.

It's more than slightly disconcerting.

What's even more terrifying, however, are the fans of these books (why in bloody hell would anyone read them, in the first place?). To all those people... you scare me. Please stay far, far away from me. I was accosted twice today by people attempting to steal locks of my hair for Merlin-knows-what. I heard 'top-secret cloning project' mentioned twice however. So I'm rather paranoid right now.

... actually. If you're female fans of the books who intend to fling lacy underthings at me, then I suppose I will have to take on this terrible burden. It's quite tragic, really.

Either way, I've decided to use this to keep in touch with people over the summer hols, perhaps indefinitely, it's a lot faster than owls.